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The Cannibal: Chapter 2




tour de france 2024: stage 15 
by Rémy Rossi

Our golden-haired Slovenian freak puts on yet another masterclass of monstrous proportions, winning Stage 15 and putting even more time into a strong Jonas Vingegaard and fading Remco Evenepoel. What’s been on the menu for the current Cannibal recently? Bumblebees and wolves.




Pedal in his way
And dare
To get gobbled up—
    Good luck.


The daily double—
That’s two wins
In just as many days.
   Mouth agape // amazed.


Breaking news:
Escaped riders’ hope 
brutally murdered—
roadkill along the way.


This serial winner
Simply can’t be stopped.
Like a traffic light,
   Yellow means go faster.

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